Servants of the Imperium (comic)

Lynata wrote:

Sergeant Brother wrote:Maybe he has a built in microwave oven in his chest

They're Tech-Priests. This is ABSOLUTELY POSSIBLE!

Oh Lynata..if only you knew...if only you knew...

Well, I´m curious how will he eat that pocorn *desperatly looking for Techpriests mouth*

TorogTarkdacil wrote:Well, I´m curious how will he eat that pocorn *desperatly looking for Techpriests mouth*

Mechanicus-approved External Digestive Apparatus producing a nutrimental protein infusion?

Just plug it into your USB-slot and have the popcorn be digested for you. Oh the luxury - everybody should have one of those!

TorogTarkdacil wrote:Well, I´m curious how will he eat that pocorn *desperatly looking for Techpriests mouth*

"After a brief search you find the tech priests 'mouth'. However the sight is so horrific you are required to make a Will save at -20."

evilscary wrote:

TorogTarkdacil wrote:Well, I´m curious how will he eat that pocorn *desperatly looking for Techpriests mouth*

"After a brief search you find the tech priests 'mouth'. However the sight is so horrific you are required to make a Will save at -20."

They should stick to pop-corn flavoured paste..

Braddoc wrote:
They should stick to pop-corn flavoured paste..

Should be easy to make; just add salt to melted butter. And hey, a lubricant for their machine parts at the same time!

Kreep wrote:

Braddoc wrote:
They should stick to pop-corn flavoured paste..

Should be easy to make; just add salt to melted butter. And hey, a lubricant for their machine parts at the same time!

with a buttery taste everyone can enjoy!

Praise the Omnissiah!

Awesome comic. Subscribed

Laz

Howdy,

Sarison wrote:

Charmed I am sure

I thought he would have chem geld by now....

The Tech-Priest's comment doesn't indicate whether or not the Tech-Priest is a chem geld. It does, however, indicate he still recalls what a social nicety is.

Thanks,
Bluegrass

Love this. Servants is my wallpaper now!

Darn !!! This suspense is unbearable !! What's the end of her story !! Tell me, I promise!! I'll even *munch* *munch* energy bars too

Ah, backstory...love it!

Tony

Great comics, but one question: what's with the weird red eyepatchy thingys? are they eye augments or what?

col hukenbein wrote:Great comics, but one question: what's with the weird red eyepatchy thingys? are they eye augments or what?

Yes. And yes, they translocate so they are always in the "foreground."

Edit: Disregard Italicized comment. ES seems to have discontinued that little gag.

-=Brother Praetus=-
"'I could tell you.' Havelock smiled again. 'But then I would have to find someone to pay me to kill you.'"
-=Terry Pratchett's Night Watch=-

col hukenbein wrote:Great comics, but one question: what's with the weird red eyepatchy thingys? are they eye augments or what?

Bionic eyes

And sadly there was never an intended 'gag' to have them always in the foreground; the first few times it happened was down to error, not comdic intention!

evilscary wrote:Bionic eyes

And sadly there was never an intended 'gag' to have them always in the foreground; the first few times it happened was down to error, not comedic intention!

Deliberate or not, I liked it.

Comic is still fantastic even with out it.

-=Brother Praetus=-
"Nine-tenths of the universe is the knowledge of the position and direction of everything in the other tenth. Every atom has its biography, every star its file, every chemical exchange its equivalent of the inspector with a clipboard. It is unaccounted for because it is doing the accounting for the rest of it.
Nine-tenths of the universe, in fact, is the paperwork."
-=Terry Pratchett's The Thief of Time=-

Haha! Surprise early-week update!

"unknowing what he really had.."

-The ultimate recept for the Pancakes of The Horus! (they are much more delicious than Emperor's pancakes and he won't have any of that!)

This comic is very nearly turning serious!!!

The renegade guard looked pretty cool though and that is a tash to be feared.

frootbat wrote:This comic is very nearly turning serious!!!

Not too serious I hope! Anyone got any feedback on the flashback stuff? Not boring you all am I?

No no, it's epic!

evilscary wrote:

frootbat wrote:This comic is very nearly turning serious!!!

Not too serious I hope! Anyone got any feedback on the flashback stuff? Not boring you all am I?

Its fantastic, and has been since episode 1!

Dont stop, in fact, do more!

Feedback:- Awesome, but dont tell us everything, you must have a twist in the story.

Love your starships too. Got any stats for them?

Evilscary, any chance of these being collected into PDF TPB? Id love to have some of my players read them.