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Top 10 bad ideas
Published on 01 May 2011 - 20:14:13
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Hi all, new poster I thought I'd introduce myself by kicking off a traditional way to pass the time until a new game is released: The top 10 list!

So ...

The Top 10 rejected Black Crusade Supplement ideas:

10: Champions of Nurgle swimsuit calender

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Reply #1 | Published on 01 May 2011 - 17:18:53

Khornes Kolouring in book for Kids!

If in doubt, shoot it

Reply #2 | Published on 01 May 2011 - 21:48:28

Tzeentch's Rubik's Tesseract!

"Would you like to travel across entire sectors in months, rather than years? Would you like to blast people with warp energy? Would you like to have an extra eye? Come down to Fabius Bile's Gene Emporium, and become a New Man!"

-MILLANDSON

Reply #3 | Published on 01 May 2011 - 22:55:37
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What, no love for Slaanesh in this list?

I'm sure the "Slaaneshi cultist personal fun time accessory kit" would not, in fact, get past the prudish American censors. 
 

Cheers,

- V.

"Thought begets heresy.  Heresy begets retribution."

Reply #4 | Published on 02 May 2011 - 00:26:34

"Abadddon's Big Book of Black Crusades"

Alternatively!

"Destroying the Imperium for Dummies. By Abadddon the Despoiler" (I'm sure you see the tongue-in-cheek irony)

"Would you like to travel across entire sectors in months, rather than years? Would you like to blast people with warp energy? Would you like to have an extra eye? Come down to Fabius Bile's Gene Emporium, and become a New Man!"

-MILLANDSON

Reply #5 | Published on 02 May 2011 - 08:10:48

"Planning the future, or what to do once you obliterated your hated foe", written by The Emperor, the only known copy has fallen in the hands of the Chaos gods.

Who find the options so boring, they keep sabotaging anything that might break the current Status Quo XDDD

You have doubts? Do it the Sororitas way: burn it!

Reply #6 | Published on 02 May 2011 - 09:05:45

"We did it for Chaos"

A grovelling bootlickers guide on how to look busy when master is around and fun things to do with a gas mask when he isn't looking.

If in doubt, shoot it

Reply #7 | Published on 02 May 2011 - 18:44:13

The Ultimate Chaos Squats Players Handbook!

I tell you: one must have chaos within oneself, to give birth to a dancing star-Friedrich Nietzsche

Reply #8 | Published on 03 May 2011 - 04:32:44

Slitting throats for dummies. A Khornate wannabes starter guide on starting a collection of skulls.

How I became an automaton; worshipping Tzeentch. What you should check before joining the Thousand Sons.

The ultimate guide on how to stop drug abuse! Slaanesh, it just stops being fun after the first 100 years.

Blood calls blood

Fury calls fury

For battle we rise

For death we fall

- Battlechant of the Nightblade Renegade Chapter

Reply #9 | Published on 03 May 2011 - 10:45:43
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The Chaos Spawn Player's Guide. [With over 300 new Talents for players of chaos spawn, including 'drool master' and 'extra tentacles' ]

 

Reply #10 | Published on 03 May 2011 - 11:29:18

"The little book of calm" by Kharn the Betrayer

The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.

www.smallstepsforsophie.org.uk

Reply #11 | Published on 04 May 2011 - 02:46:15

Spiked Armour, Intimacy Issues and You

If in doubt, shoot it

Reply #12 | Published on 04 May 2011 - 03:55:43

Spiked Rhinos. The complete guide to mounting and dismounting your transport.

 

Just had to nab it.

Blood calls blood

Fury calls fury

For battle we rise

For death we fall

- Battlechant of the Nightblade Renegade Chapter

Reply #13 | Published on 04 May 2011 - 09:14:25

keeping shiney and slimey - a grooming guide for all your mutation needs

victory attained through violence is a victory indeed, but when the enemy turns on itself thats is the essence of true lasting victory kor phaeron, master of the faith

Reply #14 | Published on 04 May 2011 - 10:46:37
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"I would have gotten away for it if it wasn't for those pesky primarchs" reflections on the Warmaster

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Reply #15 | Published on 04 May 2011 - 13:04:14

"The 12th Black Crusade" a dramatic audio book read by William Shatner

Black Dynamite: I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community.
Chocolate Giddy-Up: But Black Dynamite! *I* sell drugs to the community!
 

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